Saturday, September 17, 2011

Urgent Memo for Sean Thomas Fisher- take precaution against Bad Actors NOW!!!

OMG I knew it I knew it I knew it!!!! All the proof is right here:

a)  I found this on ebay, so it HAS to be legit.
b)  He owned the LaLaurie house in New Orleans- aka America's 'Most Haunted House'- well it would be, with his netherworld friends dropping by and stuff.
c) Have you seen his son, Weston?... HELLO... def zombie!!! 
d) Ghost Rider? NOT ACTING!

Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like
Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of
walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents
himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might
be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.

This is not a trick photo of any kind and has not been manipulatedin Photoshop or any other graphics program. It's an original photo
of a man who lived in Bristol, TN sometime around the Civil War.

For the many of you insisting that this is a Photoshop manipulation:
Any serious potential buyer will be allowed to have a photo expert
of their choice examine the original photograph before any money
changes hands.

I've had a lot of questions asking where I purchased this. As followers
of my website know, I collect antique memorial photography - 
images of dead people - from the 1800s.  This photo was found in
the very back of album that contained an unusual number of
Civil War era death portraits (which is why I purchased it). All of
the other people in the album, living and dead, were identified 
by name - this man was not.

Photographer is Professor G.B. Smith. A contact of mine forwarded
this interesting article (link) about the photographer, Smith. Turns
out he was a confederate Civil War prisoner of war photographer.

Guaranteed to be an original 1860s-70s photograph and not
a modern reproduction, copy or photo manipulation.

4" x 2.5".
Unevenly trimmed on all sides.
* Items shipped to U.S. addresses are shipped within 1-2 business days.* Items shipped to all international addresses are shipped within 1-4 business days.
* All photos are shipped in photo mailer with cardboard and "Do Not Bend" on outside. Never had a damaged item!
* An option to add insurance will be available - please review your invoice carefully!
rare antique photo photography vintage 1800s victorian famous celebrity

father & son. case closed.


  1. Your right, that's straight up Nick, looking kind of Dead. lol

    please join me back.