My version would go something like this-
Welcome, fiends, it's time to play SCREAM-DATE DREAM-DATE!! I'm your host
Chet Creepman. Let's welcome...
Dislikes: Wholesomeness. Spinach. Contact lenses
Ideal date: Long romantic walk through dark, foggy alleys.
Dislikes: His neighbour Spongebob. Cats.
Ideal date: His-n-hers fish pedicures.
Likes: Football. Giving massages.
Dislikes: Metalunans, toupees, and chinese finger puzzles.
Ideal date: Quiet night in, tour of his probulation pod.
She is currently studying for her Early Childhood Education certification, and is a taste tester for Alpo dogfood in her spare time. She hopes to one day be a spokesmonster for Polident.
Who should she date? Vote now! >>>>>>>>>
Thanks for playing. Until next time, this is Chet Creepman reminding you to stay spooky!
Scream-Date Dream-Date is filmed on location in front of an undead studio audience.
Prizes and promotional considerations have been furnished by Cold Stone Screamery, Boil of Olay Scale Conditioner and Bloody Fang Toothpaste. Crypt and water transportation provided by HearseCo.